My Real Best Friend...

I have witnessed just about every aberrant, disgusting, abominable, repugnant, grotesque, reprehensible behavior from my real best friend. But never, ever, not even once, did he shit on my carpet.

.: Classic fit
.: 100% Cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size